The B***h is Back!

Warning: This is a pissy post on a b***h. No, not a female dog.You may choose to skip this if you are looking for a post on food :p

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She was missing for a month..

We whopped for joy and jumped in glee...wishing that she has resign, leaving us for good

Oh, I was so, so wrong!! ~*flashes of lightning, thunder rumbling in the background*~

I was rushing to the ladies just a while ago, my bladder was near bursting..high tide, high tide..

Rushed to my usual cubicle, only to find 2 large, black shoes prints on the seat!! The b***h is back!! yikes!!

You see, it all started six months ago, these mysterious black shoes prints started appearing on the toilet seats, usually once a week..What's so bizarre to me was the squat type of toilet was just next door..

So b***h, if you want to squat, why dont you squat next door?? Why do you want to balance on a toilet seat precariously while peeing??

I just dont freaking get it! tak paham, tak paham ni! Is it because:

• She likes doing her stunt at high places?
• She's a risk taker, even while peeing?
• She enjoys dirtying the seat so that everyone has to squat, like her?!? (not that we'll ever squat on the seat)
• She is a nincompoop who don't even know the proper use of a toilet seat?

This is so very frustrating. None of us know who she is, just that she does her act once a week (with that big, black, wet shoes prints of hers)..

Tell me, how can I stop her? How do I catch her??
gggggrrrrrrrrr